Aside from the delicious woman in the white bikini who convinced me that the Playa does indeed provide . . .

A man seen walking down 2:30, wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nothing else but a firmly horizontal 8-10" erection.*

He seemed very pleasant and social, stopping to converse in any camp that waved back at him.


*I understand that this can be done by vastly overdosing on Viagra,
but I'd want to know about the side-effects first. Maybe it's a Safety
Third thing. Whatever. I hope he made a lot of people very, very happy.

=Eric